Twat on a bike explains himself

Francis Sedgemore, Tuesday 18 December 2012 at 19:15 UTC

Following the massed complaints of cyclists concerning the so-called “War on Britain’s Roads” documentary broadcast recently on the devil’s lightbox, the man behind the footage of “illegal and criminally irresponsible urban road racing”, one Lucas Brunelle, steps forward to justify himself in the court of cycling opinion…

“I attempted to change this show in three ways; 1) I informed Leopard Films that I would only authorize the use of the footage if I got to approve the piece, 2) I did an interview with them where I repeatedly stated that my footage was professionally filmed and the riders were trained for this type of riding. Furthermore messengers avoid conflicts all costs, 3) I explained to the three people present at Leopard Films how our alleycat races and fast riding do not cause conflict and are not part of the problem.”

So, we are informed that terrorising bipeds, and encouraging cycling behaviour that could see cyclists and pedestrians killed or seriously injured, is acceptable given the skill of the Alleycat riders. They are “not part of the problem”. It is the fault of car drivers, and nothing else matters.

Excuse my French, but Lucas Brunelle is a cunt.

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