It’s only a game
Francis Sedgemore, Sunday 8 July 2012 at 20:51 UTC
Following the unexpected Anglo-Danish victory in the Wimbledon men’s doubles, I see that the embodiment of the tennis master race has won again in the singles, with the plucky Brit doing his patriotic duty by coming in second. Cosmic equilibrium is thus restored.
Still, though, tennis fan and occasional prime minister David Cameron might consider diverting attention from mounting political woes by bombing Bottmingen to buggery.
Invade Switzerland now! You know it makes sense.