A froody interlude

Francis Sedgemore, Friday 25 May 2012 at 12:03 UTC

Reproduced without permission from the esteemed Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz…

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
thy micturations are to me
as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon.
See if I don’t!

Þær biþ anum frodige mon hwa ful cynneþ hwær biþ byrnie him.

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