Davie and the porridge factory
Francis Sedgemore, Thursday 16 February 2012 at 22:00 UTC
Have you heard the one about the Englishman who visited a Scottish porridge factory, and suggested to his hosts that we British islanders should stick together?
I never thought I would, but lo and behold it happened today.
The dissolution, it draweth near. And that cackle you can hear in the background is the Right Honourable Fishheid McMoonface, who cannot believe his good fortune.
Feed the writer! 
Sunday 19 February 2012 at 02:45 UTC
Cameron, English? Wi’ a name like that?
You’ll be telling me Kinnock’s a Welshman next.
If Scotland splashes off to become the New Spitzbergen, does that make Wales the NYC or Montenegro of Rump Ukania?
Use both sides of the Rizla, please.
Sunday 19 February 2012 at 13:43 UTC
No skins, no gear. Gissa blim!
Tuesday 21 February 2012 at 07:50 UTC
If the price of single malt is going to get down after the split, I am all for independent Scotland. Sorry, guys, this is my only possible contribution to the issue.