Living in the dark ages
Francis Sedgemore, Friday 27 January 2012 at 13:19 UTC
That iThingy is, like, five years old. Why no upgrade? So uncool.
Feed the writer! Feed the writer! 
Feed the writer! -
- Olympic torch relay? I’d rather clean my toilet
- Facebook flops
- Just switch the damn thing off!
- Apple iCar prototype revealed
- Burn the Wapping Witch!
- Thames cable car – sick bags advised
- Leveson Inquiry (part 9,999) – With friends like this, who needs enemies?
- This hairdresser killed fascists
- The Interwebs: a reflection of a sad, sick world?
- A penguin named Francis
Sunday 29 January 2012 at 11:20 UTC
Upgrades only for majors and up.
Sunday 29 January 2012 at 12:02 UTC
Look on the bright side. A smartphone war north of the 38th parallel could precipitate the end of the Juche regime. We should airdrop in some high-end Android phones, just to stir things up a bit.
Me downgrade to waterproof, shockproof dumbphone.