Yous weel respect ma advanced years!
Francis Sedgemore, Saturday 1 October 2011 at 0:01 UTC
Today is the International Day of Older Persons. So show some respect, pipsqueaks!
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Saturday 1 October 2011 at 00:32 UTC
Run along sonny. You’re still just a tadpole!
Saturday 1 October 2011 at 00:36 UTC
My hair is greyer than yours, foetus!
Saturday 1 October 2011 at 00:41 UTC
Pah! More of mine has fallen out and I have back pain and me prostrate is giving me hell, laddie!
Saturday 1 October 2011 at 00:54 UTC
Pahhhh! I was like that at age 35, and look at me now. Don your running pumps, or get thee in the saddle, ye grumpy old fart.
Saturday 1 October 2011 at 11:45 UTC
“My hair is greyer than yours, foetus!”
Hair? Ha!
Saturday 1 October 2011 at 11:48 UTC
With that sort of insolence I will have to lay into you with my walking stick, laddie