It’ll soon be Christmas
Francis Sedgemore, Friday 23 September 2011 at 11:56 UTC
A professional miserablist writes…
Happy autumn equinox; it’s all downhill from here!
Feed the writer! Feed the writer! 
Feed the writer! -
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Friday 23 September 2011 at 12:52 UTC
So soon already? As ever, atheists, preoccupied more with worldly concerns, are lagging in their preperations to ban Christmas. Still, if we get stuck in early, we might actually succeed where we failed so miserably in years past and take over the world, whoohahahaha.
Friday 23 September 2011 at 13:02 UTC
You fundamentalist. Maddy would be aghast. Aghast, I tell you!