Hip bovies

Francis Sedgemore, Tuesday 13 September 2011 at 16:46 UTC

Well, it certainly beats cats falling off sofas, and Miliband Minor being heckled at the TUC. September may be upon us, but the silly season it doth continue.

Says Ermintrude-in-the-middle…

“Nice tubes, but if that banjo player doesn’t fuck off pretty damn sharpish, I’m going to kick him in the head!”

Now get back to work.


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Comments

  1. No Good Boyo

    Wednesday 14 September 2011 at 10:18 UTC

    Trad finds an appreciative audience at last. Glad to see the “combo” left their bowler hats and waistcoats at home.

    Be-bop till I die.

  2. Francis Sedgemore

    Wednesday 14 September 2011 at 11:45 UTC

    Waistcoats, maybe, but I note that ample waistlines are on full display, as are the dreaded chinos and oxford shirts. That said, our bovine sisters are not particularly known for their cultural sensitivity and finesse, so I guess that little overall damage will be done.

    Be-bop too much, and you will surely die.

  3. SnoopyTheGoon

    Wednesday 14 September 2011 at 20:11 UTC

    Thanks, I was tres cool. And I agree re banjo – definitely not an instrument to improve milk production.

  4. Francis Sedgemore

    Wednesday 14 September 2011 at 20:12 UTC

    The banjo is an offence against nature.