Shana Tova!
Francis Sedgemore, Wednesday 8 September 2010 at 11:06 UTC

Kosher vuvuzela
שנה טובה
Happy new year to you all.
I know I’m supposed to apologise for the recent paucity of blog posts, but I’ve nothing to be sorry for. Or at least not to a bunch of scivers and procrastinators. The reason for my slacking is that I can’t be arsed right now, and the result is a lack of inspiration, literary or otherwise.
Feed the writer! 

Friday 10 September 2010 at 14:00 UTC
Thanks – in the name of all the ungrateful b…s who didn’t comment here.
And your reluctance to post could be explained by your inner closeted Jooishness that enforces that period of introversion between the Rosh Ha Shana and Yom Kipur. Looking for own sins and all that stuff.
I say – you should check for one of them genes and eradicate the tendency for non-posting.
Friday 10 September 2010 at 14:10 UTC
Nah, I put it down to the Brythonic genes I got from my dad, who was an inherently lazy fecker.
Saturday 11 September 2010 at 16:51 UTC
I’m Welsh and Jewish. This time of year I barely move.
Saturday 11 September 2010 at 18:47 UTC
My dear Boyo, being a loafer par excellence, you barely move at any time of the the year!