Breaking news: Les Patterson tipped to be next Deputy Prime Minister of Australia
Francis Sedgemore, Sunday 22 August 2010 at 2:35 UTC
Independent MPs are set to become kingmakers in a coalition government, following Australia’s tightly fought general election.
See here for the full story.
The Labor Party’s relatively poor showing in the election, under the leadership of Barry-born carrot-top and coupster prime minister Julia Gillard, is also seen as a major advance for Seionyst plans to bring political misery to Wales’ uppity second colony in the southern hemisphere.
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Monday 23 August 2010 at 08:00 UTC
Cheers mun. We’re investigating whether some of these independents are of Cambrian origin. Then we ship all their rugby players to Wales for reprogramming.
Monday 23 August 2010 at 08:06 UTC
Rugby players? What About Tony Abbott? The ‘Liberal’ leader and climate crazy is said to be a triathlete, but he walks like a gorilla.
Wednesday 25 August 2010 at 06:36 UTC
Why only Deputy? Can’t Les get the top job?
Wednesday 25 August 2010 at 10:36 UTC
Coz kingmakers aren’t kings.
Thursday 26 August 2010 at 19:20 UTC
Ewe Welsh bastards.
Thursday 26 August 2010 at 19:29 UTC
Dyna ni.
Thursday 26 August 2010 at 22:31 UTC
Fyck ewe.