Quackery – one step forwards, two steps back

Francis Sedgemore, Monday 22 February 2010

1. Forward…

British MPs call for public funding of homeopathy to be withdrawn.

2. Back…

Andreas Moritz“a medical intuitive; a practitioner of Ayurveda, iridology, shiatsu, and vibrational medicine” (i.e., a new-age wanker) who believes that cancer “does not kill a person afflicted with it!”, and makes part of his living from selling various snake-oil concoctions – is out to silence critical bloggers and scientists.

Andreas Moritz is a very stupid man.

Stir the mixture well
Lest it prove inferior,
Then put half a drop
Into Lake Superior.

Every other day
Take a drop in water,
You’ll be better soon
Or at least you oughter.

William Croswell Doane (1832–1913) was a witty man.


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Comments

  1. Anja

    What a coincidence that you should write about homoeopathy. Today John came home from the pharmacy with the latest issue of “Apotheken-Rundschau” – the glossy freeby given out in German pharmacies as some kind of faux self-help/auto-information manual – and what is the title story? “Sanfte Medizin Homöopathie.” Inside about 10 pages of people whose forever painful wisdom teeth and excruciating bunions had vanished miraculously after they popped a couple of globuli, entwined with pseudo-scientific commentary by enthusiastic “doctors”.

    Andreas Moritz’s cosmetic surgeon sucks, btw.


  2. Francis Sedgemore

    Sucks what?


  3. Oneiric

    Probably water pills…


  4. Francis Sedgemore

    That sounds like a whole new state of matter brought about with the aid of morphic resonance induced by Moritz’s om-chanting and the sound of tinkling cash registers.


  5. SnoopyTheGoon

    Oh boy… that’s almost unbelievable. Vibrational medicine, though, made me believe the story. Something tangible, at least. I have just the thing for the good doctor to use on self:

    http://www.explainthatstuff.com/atlascopco_drill.jpg


  6. Francis Sedgemore

    He ain’t no doctor, at least outside of Maine.