Quackery – one step forwards, two steps back

Francis Sedgemore, Monday 22 February 2010 at 20:48 UTC

1. Forward…

British MPs call for public funding of homeopathy to be withdrawn.

2. Back…

Andreas Moritz“a medical intuitive; a practitioner of Ayurveda, iridology, shiatsu, and vibrational medicine” (i.e., a new-age wanker) who believes that cancer “does not kill a person afflicted with it!”, and makes part of his living from selling various snake-oil concoctions – is out to silence critical bloggers and scientists.

Andreas Moritz is a very stupid man.

Stir the mixture well
Lest it prove inferior,
Then put half a drop
Into Lake Superior.

Every other day
Take a drop in water,
You’ll be better soon
Or at least you oughter.

William Croswell Doane (1832–1913) was a witty man.


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Comments

  1. Anja

    What a coincidence that you should write about homoeopathy. Today John came home from the pharmacy with the latest issue of “Apotheken-Rundschau” – the glossy freeby given out in German pharmacies as some kind of faux self-help/auto-information manual – and what is the title story? “Sanfte Medizin Homöopathie.” Inside about 10 pages of people whose forever painful wisdom teeth and excruciating bunions had vanished miraculously after they popped a couple of globuli, entwined with pseudo-scientific commentary by enthusiastic “doctors”.

    Andreas Moritz’s cosmetic surgeon sucks, btw.


  2. Francis Sedgemore

    Sucks what?


  3. Oneiric

    Probably water pills…


  4. Francis Sedgemore

    That sounds like a whole new state of matter brought about with the aid of morphic resonance induced by Moritz’s om-chanting and the sound of tinkling cash registers.


  5. SnoopyTheGoon

    Oh boy… that’s almost unbelievable. Vibrational medicine, though, made me believe the story. Something tangible, at least. I have just the thing for the good doctor to use on self:

    http://www.explainthatstuff.com/atlascopco_drill.jpg


  6. Francis Sedgemore

    He ain’t no doctor, at least outside of Maine.