Now wash your hands!
Francis Sedgemore, Monday 1 February 2010 at 15:07 UTC
That EU Directive in full…
Notice in a building somewhere in Brussels
Scratches chin.
Vote UKIP!
(Only kidding; they’re a bunch of tits.)
Feed the writer! Feed the writer! 
Monday 1 February 2010 at 17:35 UTC
Oh, come on Francis, don’t be a Europhobe! They have exactly the same kind of posters in the British Library toilets.
Monday 1 February 2010 at 18:55 UTC
It’s only the EU stepping up to the plate in pandemic prevention.
Monday 1 February 2010 at 18:57 UTC
But how am I supposed to measure out 3–4 ml of soap without a pipette?
Monday 1 February 2010 at 19:10 UTC
3-4ml of soap = a squirt. Only they wouldn’t make ambiguous statements like that in public.
Saturday 6 February 2010 at 15:54 UTC
I remember Wonko The Sane saying something about the people who need instructions on the toothpick packages being condemned or whatever. This is even worse. Oh boy…
Saturday 6 February 2010 at 20:26 UTC
But Snoopy they don’t go far enough with the instructions… What do you do after you turn off the water holding a paper towel? You have to hold on to that paper towel in order to open the public bathroom door – don’t you see all those little germs crawling all over the door handle from people who DON’T wash their hands or don’t wash good enuf? I still haven’t figured out how to measure out 3-4 ml of soap to use on my hands…
No snow in NYC, believe it or not, Snoop!
Saturday 6 February 2010 at 20:32 UTC
Mary – I believe it’s equivalent to 0.10144–0.13525 of your fluid ounces, if that’s any help.
Sunday 7 February 2010 at 03:49 UTC
They’re just irritated because their global warming hoax is evaporating.