Now wash your hands!

Francis Sedgemore, Monday 1 February 2010

That EU Directive in full…


Notice in a building somewhere in Brussels

Scratches chin.

Vote UKIP!

(Only kidding; they’re a bunch of tits.)


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Comments

  1. Anja

    Oh, come on Francis, don’t be a Europhobe! They have exactly the same kind of posters in the British Library toilets.


  2. Gaw

    It’s only the EU stepping up to the plate in pandemic prevention.


  3. Francis Sedgemore

    But how am I supposed to measure out 3–4 ml of soap without a pipette?


  4. Anja

    3-4ml of soap = a squirt. Only they wouldn’t make ambiguous statements like that in public.


  5. SnoopyTheGoon

    I remember Wonko The Sane saying something about the people who need instructions on the toothpick packages being condemned or whatever. This is even worse. Oh boy…


  6. maryt/theteach

    But Snoopy they don’t go far enough with the instructions… What do you do after you turn off the water holding a paper towel? You have to hold on to that paper towel in order to open the public bathroom door – don’t you see all those little germs crawling all over the door handle from people who DON’T wash their hands or don’t wash good enuf? I still haven’t figured out how to measure out 3-4 ml of soap to use on my hands…

    No snow in NYC, believe it or not, Snoop!


  7. Francis Sedgemore

    Mary – I believe it’s equivalent to 0.10144–0.13525 of your fluid ounces, if that’s any help.


  8. Dick Stanley

    They’re just irritated because their global warming hoax is evaporating.