Hoist by his own petard
Francis Sedgemore, Tuesday 9 February 2010 at 11:27 UTC
Oh Dr Dizaei, hubris was your unmaking, and now you face your Nemesis. Does this not prove the Goddess exists, and that you foolishly defied her unquestionable authority?
See you in a couple of years. Or not, as the case may be.
See also: the Caithness Bunny
Feed the writer! 
Tuesday 9 February 2010 at 11:35 UTC
Are we allowed to criticize a member of an ethnic minority?
Tuesday 9 February 2010 at 11:37 UTC
No, but you are permitted to have a pop at a bent copper, whatever his skin colour, dietary preferences or inside leg measurement.
Tuesday 9 February 2010 at 14:47 UTC
Shoot, I’m blacker than this dude!
Tuesday 9 February 2010 at 22:43 UTC
Not as black as Erwin Burrell, I bet.