A fatwa on Charlie Brooker
Francis Sedgemore, Saturday 30 January 2010 at 13:50 UTC
For revealing these closely guarded trade secrets Mr Charles Brooker is sentenced to eternal obscurity on BBC Four, and a weekly column in the Grauniad read largely by dribbling idiots.
Feed the writer! 

Sunday 31 January 2010 at 23:07 UTC
What about the fatwa the Unitarians declared on Garrison Keillor?
Monday 1 February 2010 at 19:40 UTC
Keillor’s continued dominance of Radio 4′s chat shows is an indicator of the effectiveness of the Unitarians.