A fatwa on Charlie Brooker
Saturday 30 January 2010 at 13:50 GMT
For revealing these closely guarded trade secrets Mr Charles Brooker is sentenced to eternal obscurity on BBC Four, and a weekly column in the Grauniad read largely by dribbling idiots.
Feed the writer! 
Sunday 31 January 2010 at 23:07 GMT
What about the fatwa the Unitarians declared on Garrison Keillor?
Monday 1 February 2010 at 19:40 GMT
Keillor’s continued dominance of Radio 4’s chat shows is an indicator of the effectiveness of the Unitarians.