They can call on the alien overlords to fry their critics’ brains with galactic microwaves, or merely bully, threaten and harrass the cult’s detractors. But the ‘Church of Scientology’ can no longer sue those who declare this so-called ‘religion’ to be a sham, for a court has this morning convicted of fraud and fined the sect’s leader in France.

Vive la France, et vive la Science!