The United Kingdom – formed from the refuse of Europe…
Francis Sedgemore, Monday 8 June 2009 at 2:33 UTC
“…and inhabited by the very bastards of Creation.”
Especially the Welsh, who in the European Parliament election have just had the most enormous dump in the Cambrian lle chwech, missing the pan entirely. And all that bloody Kinnock woman can do is gloat over her elevation to the English crachach, and integration into the Sais establishment.
Elsewhere in Britland, a pug-faced neo-Nazi is given the chance to fiddle his expenses in Brussels, while his Welsh resident party leader – who was also elected – complains about prejudice against people who look like him. I take it he means hideously ugly fascist scum.
Abroad in Europeland, the big-booted ones made a few gains (Dutch Muslims will no doubt be casting a wistful look across the North Sea), but mainstream europhobes and fundamentalist religious bigots have taken a gratifying electoral beating.
Update
Behold the pug-faced not-so-neo-Nazi.
Feed the writer! 
Monday 8 June 2009 at 09:33 UTC
Looks like we’ve may have got a couple of ultra-nationists elected here as well. Sign of the times…
Monday 8 June 2009 at 11:21 UTC
Gadj – I bet our fascists are loonier than yours.
Monday 8 June 2009 at 12:02 UTC
I wonder how the Brown apologists will wriggle out from under the Welsh dump? They can’t blame expenses because they were beaten by the Tories (Tories!).
BTW most sickmakingly smug and disingenuous comment: ‘Labour’s suffered more because our people expect more from us’. They haven’t really plumbed the depths of loathing have they?
Monday 8 June 2009 at 12:16 UTC
No, Gaw, the most vomit-inducing comments on the Welsh Tory election victory came from Cheryl Gillan, Shadow Secretary of State for Wales. Plummy Saesnes Gillan is the MP for Chesham and Amersham in Buckinghamshire.
Monday 8 June 2009 at 15:57 UTC
It wasn’t our Welsh fault. These English-made urinals are ill-suited to our electoral arses.
Monday 8 June 2009 at 20:28 UTC
No Good Boyo is the Welsh revenge on the English Home Counties.