Stop picking on our poor parliamentarians!

Francis Sedgemore, Sunday 10 May 2009

Sir,

It’s all a storm in a teacup, this parliamentary expenses scandal cooked up by a younger generation of moralising, muckraking and generally clueless journalists with an over-inflated sense of their public importance. We are all partial to the occasional (and entirely reasonable) expenses fiddle and tax avoidance exercise, so why pick on our MPs? They are paid a paltry £60k a year for providing selfless public service, often at great personal cost to themselves, their families and liaisons dangereuses.

Yours, receipts in hand…

Lunchtime O’Booze (retired)


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Comments

  1. SnoopyTheGoon

    Oh, man, you owe me now a new keyboard, the other one got a short because of all the tears.


  2. Francis Sedgemore

    Never mind tears; there’ll be wailing and gnashing of teeth aplenty among MPs over the coming weeks.


  3. Gadjo Dilo

    I’m so out of touch with news from back home that I had a look at the whole article. Oh good grief. And Lord Mandelson?!?! Ok, I ‘spose so.


  4. Francis Sedgemore

    I pity you in your state of cultural impoverishment, Gadj, with only Romanian political corruption to keep you entertained. The British way may be a little understated, but it’s done with so much style.

    Today it’s the turn of the Tories.