Following US vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s appeal to conservative working-class America to save the Republicans from ignominious defeat in next month’s general election, Mr Joe Sixpack has decided to speak to the nation on behalf of his fellow white trash…

It’s all very well Gubbernor Palin talkin’ about how she identifies with the hockey moms and Joe Sixpacks of this great country. But hell, I’m as thick as pigshit. Do you really want the likes of me in the White House for the next four years?

America decides.

Buzzfeed has taken up the theme. Viewer discretion is advised.