It’s war! Brown’s cunning comeback plan revealed
Friday 10 October 2008 at 03:14 UTC
There’s nothing so good as a war with an old enemy. And today Gordon Brown sees his political salvation in the demise of north Atlantic rogue state Iceland, the UK assets of which have been frozen by the government using its famed anti-terror legislation.
Have you ever heard the sound of a cod laughing?
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Saturday 11 October 2008 at 00:36 UTC
Remember, the First Lady of Iceland is a Bukarian Jew.
Now it makes sense!
Saturday 11 October 2008 at 13:52 UTC
Where’s our Trident fleet right now? Any news from the sub watchers on the Clyde?
Saturday 11 October 2008 at 21:18 UTC
Apparently Icelanders are a genetic mixture of Scots, Irish and Norwegian.Of course they’ll keep our money.