Spot the toffers time!

It’s all about character, says Old Etonian, Old Bullingdonian and former PR man. And breeding, naturally (or unnaturally, as you please).

Oh yes.

The original photograph of David Cameron and chums in their Bullingdon Club attire, no doubt taken prior to going out on the town in Oxford, getting completely rat-arsed, snorting coke (the right way!), smoking herb and trashing a restaurant or two, can no longer be published following what are said to be threats from the Tory leader’s office. The image above is an artist’s rendition of the history-making scene, as commissioned by those dreadful left-wing oiks at the BBC.