No, it’s not what I think you’re thinking, you dirty-minded so-and-sos. I refer to Hillary Clinton out on the stump in Indiana and South Carolina. The horny-handed daughter of toil is currently wooing her working class constituency, desparate to see off hoighty-toighty rival Barack Obama in the remaining handful of Democratic Party primaries.

Here is Senator Clinton kissing an individual who by all rights won’t be voting in this election.

“Hey, cutey, have you just done a poo? [To aide...] That’s me screwed then!”