Further to Mr Andrew Davis’ erudite missive of last month, a certain “Mr Titch Shenton” writes to me today concerning his beloved TV celebrity and witty ranconteur Jeremy Clarkson…

So you feel Jeremy Clarkson should die?
A well thought out un-biased scientific evaluation then?
Personally I could think of a lot more deserving individuals (you are rapidly heading towards the top of the list), dictators, murderers, child abusers and just about all terrorists.
Returning to Mr Clarkson. When you do as much for charity as he and his wife, especially on behalf of the Armed Forces, who protect your individual freedom of speech (obviously drivel on your part), I may offer you the time of day.
Don’t get me wrong, I am not a complete advocate of Mr Clarkson, in fact, a lot of his opinions do not marry that of my own. That said, I have not published an internet site pertaining to his demise.
As an obviously educated individual, you should be ashamed of yourself, for inciting such discent of a fellow human being.
I can only surmise that you are a person of the lowest moral character, and desperate to generate some publicity for yourself, whatever the cost, to try a bolster your egotistical opinion of yourself.
You will forever remain in the lowest pit of my own opinion. Were it not for Mr Clarksons’ charity work, and undoubted loyalty to this country, I would not have even attempted to write to you.
You have however, stirred something from within that demanded this prose.
A education to you sir, that is how one expresses dislike in an idividual in a democracy.

Yours with a loathing I thought I was incapable of,

Mr Titch.

With a fanbase like this Jeremy Clarkson could rule the world.